im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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