i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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