he shaved USA in his pubs
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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