I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
His nipple licking is glorious
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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