I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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