Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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