i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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