Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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