I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
