Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
