I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
