I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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