I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
