i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You coming home soon, man?
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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