There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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