did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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