I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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