I wannas sexs uuuuu
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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