question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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