You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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