Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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