Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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