maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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