hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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