i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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