Nicole vs. Life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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