Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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