Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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