we have officially lost it.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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