Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
