Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
