so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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