Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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