she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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