What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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