Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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