you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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