Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize
