Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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