we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
porn star boner night. come get it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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