ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
