Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My feet surprised me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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