Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Oh Jesus.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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