Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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