there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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