I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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