he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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