Her vagina should come with caution tape.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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