I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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