between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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