Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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