I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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