We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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